Classic Chatpats 2005 -- 02

today might be one of those memorable days hehehe..

sare ippudu direct ga point ki vaste..

P.S.D. class lo oka madam friend okadni "explain explain explain!!!!" ani moodu sarlu andi... dantho mana Q gadu ila annadu

Q : "Maama explain cheyyamandaa... borad deggariki velli X-plane ye kaadu Y-plane Z-plane kooda geesesi raa" annadu... dantho last two benches vallandaru naavu aapa leka sacharu

so this is an official nominee for chatpat of the year for this year :).

Classic Chatpats 2005 -- 01

the saaga continues


ivvale kottaga rondu chatpatlu esaru maa batch lo ni chatpat kings..

1)
location : class room lo
period : digital signal processing
cheputhundi : filters gurunchi

sums chestunnam.. (ante sir chestunnadu... memu maa pani choosukuntunnam..)
edo pass band ani band pass ani ededo cheputunnadu.. sudden ga , general ga andarini adigadu "so what filter will we use in this case?" ani.. memu andaram maa gola lo memu unnamu.. (ante engg kadaa ardham chesukondi...) kaani mavodu matram "sir, ganga water filter sir!!" annadu... ika choodandi taravathaa vaadi covering...

2)
idi koncham variety...

q : "pavan!!"
nenu : "enti ra"
q : "ninnu kaadu ra pilichindi"
nenu : "mari inka evarni raa!!"
q : "ikkada chala mandi unnaru!!"
nenu : "kani ikkada pavan ni nenu okkadine"
Q : "ala kaadu... mana chutooo gaali undi kada... danini pavan ani kooda pilustaru... nenu galini pilisaa"

anthe akkada unna padihenu mandi out okkate ball.. ade chatpat ki ..

CHATPATAANAA... CLASSICS OF 2004-2005

last time cheppatam marichanu... the adventures of Q-kumar are based on real facts.. incidents that i have known, been part of, or my friends have been part of.. and some of them are going to be purely fictitious...ippudu nenu cheppa boyedi matram collection of catpats (also known as pjs..) in my class.. some of them have been voted the best of the year and the first three are in order of votes recieved , when the poll was conducted at a birthday party and half the voters were drunk .. so this probably doesnt mean anything..
(p.s. all the persons who made chatpats will be refered to as Q)

chatpat - 1 (winner, chatpat of the year..)
sawaal - orey watch evvadu kanukunnadu ra ??
Q - inkevvadu, WATCHMAN..

chatpat - 2 (a close runner up)
sawaal - orey pencil undaa raa??
aite mana 'Q' deggara pencil ledu, kaani athi thelivi undi.. dantho chesina pani..
paina jebulo nunchi pen, kinda jebulonchi cell teesadu
Q - "idigo ra pencell" annadu ....rondu nimashala varaku janala burralu tirugufying..emaindo ardham kaaka..

chatpat - 3
PE lab lo cords tho edo circuit tayaru chesi experiment chestunnamu..
Q - "ee circuit ni nenu cordless la chesta raa"
migatavallu - "ela"
Q , circuit mottam peekesadu - "idigo, cords anni teesesaa,CORD less" annadu..

mari ippatiki inthe gurthu unnayi migatavi taravatha commenting..

Anukunnadi okati Ayinadi okkati ....

Location : Somewhere in secunderabad outside some hotel..

Time : 10 pm , about 3 weeks ago

Scene lo naluguru friends (p,q,r,s) appude hotel nunchi baaga mekki vacharu edo jokes esukuntaa unnaru. road antha kaali ga undi ..madhya lo okkadu (Q) dooram lo Tellaga unna ammayilu vastunte choosi chala feel ayyi

Q : Orey atu choodandira Ammayilu mast unnaru!

migatavallu (p,r,s) , atu choosaru.... , combined ga : Ekkada bhe kanipiyatledu!!

Q (to p) : mari ade nee abba, kalla addalu petta kunda chooste alane untundi... guddodivi guddonlaga undakunda addalu teesi bayataki enduku vastavu!!?? ...

madhya lo S interrupted : Ekkada bhe naku kooda kanipiyatledu...

Q : orey mee andariki kallu dobbayi raa... akkada antha manchi vastunte kanipiyyatledu antare?? emaindi meeku ?

R : ekkadra......

Q : "Ila kadu"

ani cheppi, vallandari talalani pattukuni aa ammayilu vache side ki tippadu...

Anthe andaru rondu nimashalu silent....

taravataa kinda meeda padi navvatam modalettaruuuu....

Q ki vishayam ardham kaledu.....

aa ammayilu deggaraki vastunnaru.... vallu navvutunnaru... veediki ardham kaledu.... emaindi ee ammayilu anta baleraaa ani cheppi choosadu... eee sari deggaraki vache sariki vadiki baga kanpaddayi... veedu shock lo ki velli poyadu....

oo rondu nimashala taravataa.... migata valla navvulu madhyalo...

Q : Enti vallu abbayilaa!! edo tellaga , juttu podugga unde sariki vallu ammayilu anukunna raa..., foriegners ani nakemi telusuuuu...