Wednesday, May 03, 2006

5 step process : How to be the butt of jokes

Method 1 :

1)make sure that you are in front of every body from grade 10 and grade 9

2)forget that the diaz has steps to climb on to

3)try to jump directly onto the diaz, remember its only 4 feet high

4)fall down in front of everybody present with one leg on the floor, one leg on the diaz and ur ass full of pain.

5)remember to show up at school the very next day


Method 2:

1)make sure that u are with 10 friends of yours in a bowling alley

2)also get angry at someone who keeps teasing you coz u cant bowl.

3)forget that u are over 250 pounds and run behind your friend who was calling you names

4)step on a plywood plank less than one inch thick which was covering a 2 foot hole

5)break the damn plank and remember posin for the clicking cameras with a sore knee ;)


Method 3:

1)Make sure that you are with 20 of yer friends, for that one last trip with college mates

2)see people boating and feel jealous about it

3)try to step into a big boat where only two of yer friends are sitting forgetting your weight once again.

4)put one of ur foot inside, if the boat doesnt topple, then put your other foot also inside. Now the boat topples

5)yell helplessly for help for u can not swim and u can not stand on slanting waterbed!!


viola, 3 ways to make a fool of yourself :D!!