Celebrity Face Matching!!

A chat conversation went like this, this afteroon..

her : So there's a site where you can compare your face to celebrity faces and see who most closely matches you.
me : what kinda site is that!!
her : check it out.

me :ok i dun wanna be compared to no1
her : But its interesting!
me : who is closest to u ?
her : i haven't checked out.But i'll do it.Apparently its a foreign site..

she started the test.meanwhile we were talking about my inability to remember faces. yaar its really bad, i really cant put a name and a face together!!

her : my face matches angelina jolie.also madhuri dixit it seems. Now you try!!
me : i dont wanna try. i know what i will get na. KING KONG! :(.
her : SHUT UP and try it
me : OK OK

This is when i start taking stuff seriously and searched for a good pic of mine. and came up with one that wasnt half bad :).
pics etiki etiki. i found that this one wasnt bad at all. and uploaded it.

waiting... (2 minutes)
scanning .. (another two minutes)
matching ... (cpl of minutes more..!!)
hey finally, i can say i look like some celebrity!! yay :D....
sorry cant find a face. please locate the face in the pic!!
what the fuck :O. alright, i will do it myself.. ok there you go..
Sorry no matches found try again.
tried again and again, still no matches :((.
i started thinking to myself, well lets try another one... the one with the trio would do.!!
p.s. from left to right its nikk, me and priya.
may be i will have better luck here. right!! ?
WRONG :(.
Priya : Wesley snipes
Nikk : Forrest whitaker
Me : WHO?? cant see a damned face you idiot.
thats what the software said. cant recognise my face again :O! so i figured, lets try framing my face again and then ask the damned thing to recognise it.
Sorry still no matches dude. better luck next time.
Luck my ass! i aint gonna sleep until i find the celebrity dude who looks like me. time to bring in the big guns. KING KONG pic, here ya go.

ok lemme explain something about the kingkong pic i have been talking about. its the weirdest , scariest wildest pic that i have featured in :D. and i was sure that some dude with a spiky hair wud be the match. and what did i get ?

ok before i tell u what i get please click on king kong and see what i am talking about.
it showed antonin dvorak
A god damned bald guy :X!! clearly the software is cleary messed up.

Next try.
Little Richard.
God damn you .... you stinkin software!! indaka hair chendalanga unte batta thala and now hair is ok aite eedini chupistava :X. damn !!

i just gave up. and thought to myself. well this is my LAST TRY. and went on with it. and who did i get? alois alzheimer. very apt i thought to myself!who else to remind me of the forgetful memory i have. may be just a sign towards what is coming ?

so if i were to believe what has happened today, then i guess i would be a bald headed musician who is going to die of alzhimers :D!! he he he..

it may not sound funny, but it was sure as hell funny while i was going through the process :). u should try it out some time :)